A Little Humor
Judge
Judge “And what were you doing in the early morning of August 27th, 2009?” “Your honor, I was driving home from a New Year’s Eve party.”
A Little Humor
A Little Humor
Outside The Oval Office
The Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton was waiting outside the Oval Office to see the President when the Secretary of Defense arrived. “I have bad news, madam secretary,” he said. “Last week three Brazilian troops […]
A Little Humor
Congress
Why not put Congress in charge of our National Health System? They are so good at getting things done.
A Little Humor
Stop Sign Runner
A guy blows a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration please..” Guy says, “What for?” Cop says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” […]
A Little Humor
Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this — you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not […]
A Little Humor
Stand Up Comic
I’m currently taking a class on becoming a stand up comic. I’ve been working on a script and I have changed it a hundred time or so. Next month we will go to a comedy […]
A Little Humor
A Little Humor – GPS
Since my GPS conked out I solve my getting lost by just changing my destination.
A Little Humor
My Wife Demanded
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive … so, I took her to a gas station… And then the fight started….
A Little Humor
Evian
Prices Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don’t even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive)
A Little Humor
Boring
His hometown was so dull that the drug store sold pictures postcards of other towns.