Evaluating Losers

...taken from Federal Government employees perforance evaluations.

If you’ve ever had an evaluation, remember, it could have been worse. The following are reported to be actual quotes taken from Federal Government employees performance evaluations.

  1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.”
  2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.”
  3. “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.”
  4. “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
  5. “When she opens her mouth it seems that it is only to change feet.”

Sounds to me like a report on our national legislators.

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