If you’ve ever had an evaluation, remember, it could have been worse. The following are reported to be actual quotes taken from Federal Government employees performance evaluations.
- “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.”
- “I would not allow this employee to breed.”
- “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.”
- “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
- “When she opens her mouth it seems that it is only to change feet.”
Sounds to me like a report on our national legislators.